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reach around

Administrator — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:22:32 +0000

A person’s reach around should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?

Administrator — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:53:42 +0000

The Easter bunny tastes like chicken.

Administrator — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:15:02 +0000

If rock and roll is sex, then soft rock is foreplay, jazz is wanking and country is a cold shower on your private parts.

Administrator — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:21:59 +0000

Better undead than wed.

Administrator — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:20:46 +0000

“Fashion, because it is beyond logic, is deeply revealing.” – ‘One Man’s Mutilation is Another Man’s Beautification,’ Germaine Greer

Administrator — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:16:09 +0000

It’s not that more people are getting diagnosed with ADD, rather it’s that less people are getting diagnosed as boring.

Administrator — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:16:41 +0000

Bad relationships are like a night out on the town: you go out with the best of intentions and wake up with a hangover.

Administrator — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:25:29 +0000

Never mix your hang-ups with your hook ups.

Administrator — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:48:55 +0000

It’s difficult to raise standards, especially when they are double.

Administrator — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:11:55 +0000

In a relationship you can either get closer or you can get closure.