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A person’s reach around should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?

The Easter bunny tastes like chicken.

If rock and roll is sex, then soft rock is foreplay, jazz is wanking and country is a cold shower on your private parts.

Better undead than wed.

“Fashion, because it is beyond logic, is deeply revealing.” – ‘One Man’s Mutilation is Another Man’s Beautification,’ Germaine Greer

It’s not that more people are getting diagnosed with ADD, rather it’s that less people are getting diagnosed as boring.

Bad relationships are like a night out on the town: you go out with the best of intentions and wake up with a hangover.

Never mix your hang-ups with your hook ups.

It’s difficult to raise standards, especially when they are double.

In a relationship you can either get closer or you can get closure.