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“… just when I think I’ve hit rock-bottom, it turns out that rock-bottom has a basement.” Paul Howard, This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own

The law may have long arms, but chaos has long legs and a wicked smile.

Every day is a gift that you can’t return for store credit.

Rainy day hookers: all dressed up with no one to blow.

Some people are fit to be tied, others to be handcuffed

Jerry Springer: “You’re sleeping with all these guys.  So where’s the love?”
Woman:  “In the bedroom.”
-    from the Jerry Springer show.

Shouldn’t the phrase “Society at large” now be “Society at extra-large?”

Top three proofs that Santa Claus is sexually frustrated:  lives with elves, obsessed with people being “naughty,” and only comes once a year.

Once bitten, twice shy, third a werewolf.

“Being a blogger isn’t about the money. It isn’t about the fame. Actually, I don’t know what it’s about, except that any job is bound to pay better.” – Peter Bodo, Tennis.com