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The holidays: a time to relax and be stressed at home with the family, instead of at work.

If ignorance is bliss then how come I get slapped so much?

If your reach exceeds your grasp then you’re doing it wrong.

People who think fucking up is bad haven’t fucked down yet.

Labor Day marks the end of summer; belabor day marks the end of a relationship.

Speed kills, but meandering across the crosswalk doesn’t help either.

Behind every superman is a super keg.

I like people who suck, it’s the people who spit I could do without.

People never see eye to eye on blind dates.

If sex was really like baseball, then all the dirty old men would asked to be sent to the the minors.