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“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father, Printer, and beer lover.

There’s nothing wrong with fake breasts, it’s the fake people they’re attached to that are the problem.

It’s okay to repress things, as long as you fluff and fold them afterwards.

Most people take bad news sitting down when they really should be taking it bent over.

If the children are our future then we’re in serious trouble.

Just because you went to a well-endowed university doesn’t mean that you’re good in bed.

Whatever doesn’t kill you just makes you bitter.

If there are two sides to every story and four dimensions then you are only getting half the truth.

The Number of the Beast can now be speed-dialed.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, flush it out gently with a warm, saline solution.