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Paris Hilton is a succubus; Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie are succubi; and Britney Spears just sucks.

American Idol is the Devil’s plaything.

If fences make good neighbors then minefields and moats with sharks make better ones.

Good things come to those who masturbate.

If getting up early means being a success then I want to be a failure.

Air travel is like living in a police state; you give up your freedom in exchange for a small bag of pretzels.